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The 14 Most Ridiculous Character-Branded Products Ever
From a Tom Cruise butt-plug, to Hello Kitty booze, to Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometers, here are the most unlikely products that have ever featured a branded character's face/image. Enjoy (and buy at your own risk/delight, you sick sack of crap.)
