This is all a brilliant attempt at selflessness by Hostess. Sacrificing Twinkies before the end of the world (Twinkies will survive forever) will thereby void the 12/21/12 apocalypse (interstellar loophole, it’s a long story). Applaud Hostess for its heroics. Now if we could just get all the cockroaches to stop BEING SUCH ASSHOLES and take one for the team, we’d be saved.
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