I definitely thought they were anagrams, and I was like, There's no y in St. Peter!
I wish they were anagrams.

Everytime there's a cute animal story like this, there's ALWAYS a comment saying, “No it died a few hours later.” And a link to an article saying just that. Always makes me scared to read the comments.

A zom-rom-com?! I thought those only exist in my dreams

Well, there's even some alien language under the english!