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Butts Of The 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:59:21 -0500

MurderMotels.com spent some time taking photos of butts at the 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Here are a few.

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Ten Absolutely Gross Things Found In Motels

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 19:59:14 -0400

The fine people at MurderMotels.com enjoy road trips through bizarre Americana. This includes the budget no-tell motels, where disgusting things abound.

This used douche bag shoved in a drawer.

This gloryhole that was boarded up and then unboarded in the sex shop connected to the Louisville Manor Hotel in Louisville, KY.

This little guy!

This terrifying hallway.

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ICP Versus The United States Of America

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:10:53 -0400

In 2011, the FBI classified Juggalos as a gang. Today, juggalos fight back by issuing a class-action lawsuit against against the Feds!! And this is their lawyer.

LINK: murdermotels.com

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Guy Uses Bible To Explain Why He's Going To Rape This Woman

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:32:14 -0400

Neighborhood has peaceful gay celebration. Protesters show up and use The Bible to explain how all the races are going to kill each other and how he’s going to enjoy raping women.

Drinking Holiday Scavenger Hunt

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:14:31 -0400

Don’t like to get wasted and vomit on yourself on drinking holidays? Play the Drinking Holiday Scavenger Hunt. Warning: Sometimes, people chase you. View the complete list

Older woman dressed like a much younger woman.

Someone drunkenly failing at describing their location to someone else.

Someone getting arrested.

A physical altercation.

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You Can't Put A Condom On Your Heart, Idiots!

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:31:42 -0400

Dr. Kenneth Ryan wrote a dumb book called “Finding Your Prince in a Sea of Toads” and then some person sent me a dumb press release about it. So I wrote a dumb song for him. Hope he loves it.

I got a press release today about Dr. Kenneth Ryan, a relationship expert and author of Finding Your Prince in a Sea of Toads: How to Find a Quality Guy Without Getting Your Heart Shredded. He included these three tips for dads to tell their daughters:

"4. You can't put a condom on your heart - Contrary to popular opinion, your heart is at just as much risk as your reproductive system. Since you can't put a condom on your heart, safe sex is a myth. A girl's heart is at much greater risk than the guy's.

5. Sex is like Duct Tape - Sex is meant to help one couple bond together permanently for life. Each time it is used outside of marriage, it loses some of its stickiness.

6. Guys say "love" to get sex. Girls give sex to get love. Sorry girls, sex won't buy you genuine love. It is very easy for men to have sex without love or commitment but women violate their own inner voice of sanity and femininity when they have sex without commitment. His self esteem may go up but yours will go down. Perhaps it's not fair but that's how it is."

So I wrote a song about it. I hope he likes it.

13 Most Racist Things At The Jim Crow Museum Of Racist Memorabilia

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:33:59 -0400

Prepare to be disgusted. The newly renovated Jim Crow Museum at Ferris State University in Big Rapids, MI houses a collection of racist memorabilia meant to spark dialog and create awareness in regards to the history of racism and how it influences culture today. Here are the 15 most racist things we found in the museum.

This front page of an old gossip rag not only tells us some interesting information about the Boston Strangler, but is also extremely racist.

Apparently, this was a huge problem for racists back then.

According to racists, African American babies drink ink to maintain their skin color. Racists, as a general rule, have never been very good at science.

Using busing to eliminate segregation in school leads to... cannibalism? Fear mongering at its finest (and most racist).

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