15 Signs You're A Grown-Up Bro

Just because you got older does not mean your identity was left behind.

1. You have been the best man in a multitude of weddings.

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Yet, have no plans to marry anytime soon.

2. You still refer to everyone by a nickname.

Even in board meetings.

3. You run the March Madness bracket at your office. As well as multiple fantasy leagues.

4. You have a sweet two bedroom home, with a beer pong table set up in the garage.

5. When anyone announces they need a vacation, you suggest Vegas.

You then look up immediate flights to Vegas.

6. You belong to an adult dodge ball, kickball, soccer (Fill in the blank) team.

Mostly for the drinking.

7. You have considered adopting a baby to hang with your buddies more.

They are always at “Daddy and me” class.

8. You own multiple pairs of Chubbies.

9. You attend Electric Daisy Carnival or Ultra Miami.

VIP of course.

10. You are the only one who still host “Guy's night” for old buddies.

After your last “Guy’s night,” you are no longer allowed to host.

11. You drive shirtless.

Even when you're not at the beach.

12. Everyone says you’re great with kids. But won’t let you babysit theirs.

13. You pay for CrossFit. So you can talk about CrossFit.

14. Your wall of beer has been replaced with a comprehensive liquor collection.

Which you only drink straight or on the rocks.

15. Your Facebook is NSFW.

But there is no way you’re de-tagging yourself being awesome.

Here’s to you bro. Always and forever.