I can’t wait to see his reaction on the show about the toilet being named after him.

At least he stopped falling. I fell on an escalator once and fell for FIFTEEN DAMN MINUTES.

I was slightly disappointed this wasn’t something involving Half-Life 2.

Hey JJ, the big bitchfit is over the Palin backing abstinence-only education in the ‘06 gubernatorial race which clearly didn’t work. Palin explicitly stated she would not support sexual education programs that would go into detail thus giving the kids different methods of contraception.