Thanks to years of quite serious drug abuse, I have alienated and lost every romantic partner I've ever had, and all my good male friends as well. Even the guy I considered my best friend eventually made himself scarce, and we'd known each other for decades. I don't blame any of them…Â
Ah yes. Very clever. But you forgot one that I would put just after, oh, let's say twenty-one: eat a shitload of psilocybin mushrooms and laugh so hard you get a hernia. Then you can get on with your birthday fun.
#6 - Receiving unprecedented coverage in the UK, Fred and Rosemary West were two of the most hideous and depraved killers I have ever read about. Everything the couple did was in service to Fred's insatiable, violent libido. Novelist Martin Amis would learn from the authorities that…Â
This isn't of the same tone set by previous examples, but many years ago, my seventh grade science partner noticed a single, very fine, several inch long hair growing out of the side of my neck. I'm a guy, wore my hair short, and was still a few years away from needing to shave. This…Â
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