I’m with Donald Kuspit.
I’m with Donald Kuspit.
It’s television. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer on the festivities here, but television sitcoms rarely mirror reality. The Brady family had no toilets! The characters on Friends seemed to rarely put in any work hours but lived in ENORMOUS apartments in a hip NYC neighborhood! Neil Patrick Harris played an unrepentant ladies’ man! I could go on, as could all of you.
Way off! I mean, I wish! Being 16 again? I’d give my…well…I don’t have anything…except anatomy. And how is a left testicle going to send me back in time?
I saved some of these to a folder I named “SWISH”.
Ooohhh my! But woman in #7 is sexy as HELL!
#8 - These are all bad, but this one in particular kills me for some reason.
For the life of me I could not get this to work. It might’ve helped if the video showed a better and closer angle, so as to perhaps see EXACTLY what the guy is doing.
I have issues with the inclusion of Chanel, Mother Teresa, Ayn Rand, and ESPECIALLY Princess Diana. There must have been hundreds of more inspirational candidates. Camille Paglia is totally badass and has said scads of interesting things.
I don’t know about that. One of my aunts really didn’t like it when Michael Jackson grabbed or smacked or tweaked his crotch. Did not like it. Not one. Little. Bit.
Careful Dad, you’re “free range” philosophy may just get you in trouble with Child Protective Services!
#23 - I wonder if MLK was aware that, in Britain, giving the backward peace sign, or the “two-fingered salute” is sort of equivalent to giving one the finger or “flipping the bird”. If MLK did indeed know what the gesture means, I imagine he is displaying his derision for the racist status quo in America during his lifetime, and basically saying “Up yours!” to “the man”.
Well that’s cool…Allison and I have something in common. As it happens, I LOVE HER BACK TOO! All these ladies are pretty darn cute.
#22 took me SO LONG to figure out. I think it’s cuz my laptop is unplugged and the screen is not very bright. Damn that’s a good one!
Come on. Every indy record store, cd, dvd, or video game store, they always have employees doing stuff like this. Perhaps it’s a bit out of the ordinary for a chain store to do these things, but it’s hardly a big deal.
I hate to be “that guy”, the one who is seemingly unable to look at a particularly attractive woman with anything other than the “male gaze”, but the Buzzfeed staffer featured in this video can’t know the degree of crazy to which I’ve now been driven. My goodness! Like, WAY beyond Fine Young Cannibals level crazy.
Ashley and her crew are always so cute. I’d start crushing on ‘em all if I weren’t so old, making a crush weird rather than harmless.
And why not? The balance was only $527.39!
@aldanj4etc. — Umm…we were rounding up illiterate teenagers and nobodies who couldn’t possibly “know” anything valuable for our so-called war on terror. Not to mention that, short of killing Bin Laden, we’ve yet to bring anyone to any kind of justice for “the worst crime in American history”. (I assume you’re talking about 9/11.) You don’t fight evil with more evil, because then you can never claim the moral high ground or insist that we are “better” than our supposed enemies.
Well…maybe not EVERYTHING. He can at least be blamed for making really bad paintings.
Good God, but that finger is about a foot long!
#71 - What is a laundry machine? Do you mean WASHING machine? Or as we say ‘round here, WORSHING machine?
Clever, but less efficient. Have a short beer at the ready…or make your next shot the chaser!
Even though it’s true that she was only answering a question about the 100 married women who were asked, she should have recovered by saying something funny like she wishes that her husband’s penis was detachable so she could carry it with her. This might’ve gone a long way to reduce the embarrassment ol’ Teeny Peeny Pete was surely feeling.
I immediately crushed on the blonde. If they had used bourbon, like my fave Makers Mark, I’m sure the ladies would have LOVED it!
Those of you who only see black and white in the case have most likely never had a substantial encounter with law enforcement or the court system. I don’t use the words “justice system” because even the most honorable officers of the court know that “justice” is rarely the goal. How should mothers be motivated to do the right thing when those times they HAVE called the police, their abuser is back on the streets the following day? Or after they’ve been pressured by prosecutors to allow them to plead the case out? There are many shades of gray in most cases, though far too people want to acknowledge that fact.
Yeah…I’m gonna do all that so I can get a check for $10 over a year from now. My time is worth more, I think.
Okay…this one’s the best ever!