1. Dick Tracy Jokes
BREAKING: Dick Tracy files cease and desist order against Apple. pic.twitter.com/SV8fxd3I2o
— Wm. Steven Humphrey (@WmSteveHumphrey) September 9, 2014
"Meh." --Dick Tracy.
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 9, 2014
iWatch going to have everyone out here trying to be Dick Tracy. pic.twitter.com/5iKi9qKQjp
— Colin McLaughlin (@ColinMcLaughlin) September 9, 2014
2. "$900? Airplane mode better take me on vacation" jokes
"$900 for an iPhone 6?Airplane mode better take me on vacation" pic.twitter.com/S4rggvVI26
— female struggles (@comedyandtruth) September 10, 2014
£900 for iPhone 6?Airplane mode better take me on holiday
— † (@NicolesTwittor) September 10, 2014
$900 for an iPhone 6?Airplane mode better take me on vacation
— ✨DEEPU✨ (@iDeepuDJ) September 10, 2014
"$900 for an iPhone 6?Airplane mode better take me on vacation."
— Darnell Harris (@darnellkharris) September 10, 2014
$900 for an iPhone 6?Airplane mode better take me on vacation
— ironman (@bizzlejoy) September 10, 2014
3. "Pumpkin spice iPhone 6" jokes
My stripper name is "Pumpkin Spice iPhone 6"
— Dave Hurley (@hurlarious) September 9, 2014
"Hi I'd like one Pumpkin Spice iPhone 6 please!""Okay $4 is your change.""OMG no!!""What?""That's even! I can't even!!"
— Grant Whitson (@OMFGrant) September 10, 2014
The iPhone 6 comes in four colors: silver, gold, space gray, and pumpkin spice.
— Josh Centers (@jcenters) September 10, 2014
Really hope the iPhone 6 comes in pumpkin spice.
— Mark Zohar (@markzohar) September 9, 2014
If Tim Cook announces the "Pumpkin Spice iPhone 6", suburbia and all gentrified urban centers will erupt with glee.
— Web Smith (@web) September 9, 2014
4. "Screen so big you can see it from across the room" jokes
The new iPhone 6 plus has a 5.5 inch screen so ya girl can clearly see who you texting from across the room
— Steve Stifler (@SteveStfler) September 10, 2014
5.5 inch screen on the iphone 6 your girl reading all your tweets 2 feet away 😌
— SUGGA♡ (@sugaabooga_) September 10, 2014
With that 5.5 inch iPhone your girl can read your text messages from across the room 😭😭
— уєєzυѕ ¢няιѕт (@TheRawestMike) September 9, 2014
#NewiPhoneGimmicks Increased size makes it easier for people across the room to see that you can afford the new iPhone!
— Austin (@BasedAvstin) September 10, 2014
5. "iPhone 7 will be a landline" jokes
— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) September 10, 2014
'Iphone 7 will be a landline'
— Soumik (@bangdu) September 10, 2014
Confirmed News #iPhone 7 is gonna b a landline 😁😁😁😁😜😜😜😜😜 http://t.co/L7Fz39zzrK
— Waseem sabir (@imwaseemsabir) September 10, 2014
not long now til you get to try and fill that void in your life with a shiny new phone. i hear iphone 7 is going to be a landline.
— Ray Grover (@raygrover7) September 10, 2014
I hear the iPhone 7 is going to be a landline!
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 10, 2014