1. You realized long ago that a scalp sunburn is a real thing.
And man oh man does it hurt.
2. You can’t stand when people complain about how thick their hair is.
That’s a great problem to have.
6. The movie Tangled created very unreal expectations for you.
8. Your hair just never seems to grow as fast as everyone else’s.
9. You have to constantly redo your ponytail throughout the day.
10. Actually, your ponytail might more closely resemble a rat tail.
12. But you can do your hair anywhere nearly as well as your stylist does.
If only you knew their tricks.