1. You realized long ago that a scalp sunburn is a real thing.
And man oh man does it hurt.
2. You can’t stand when people complain about how thick their hair is.
That’s a great problem to have.
3. Cowlicks are unavoidable, and the stuff of nightmares.
4. You can never, ever rock a big hairstyle.
6. The movie Tangled created very unreal expectations for you.
7. You’ve never been able to rock one of those trendy styles.
8. Your hair just never seems to grow as fast as everyone else’s.
9. You have to constantly redo your ponytail throughout the day.
10. Actually, your ponytail might more closely resemble a rat tail.
11. You don’t know what you would do without your flat iron.
12. But you can do your hair anywhere nearly as well as your stylist does.
If only you knew their tricks.