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How Many Euphemisms For Sex Do You Know?

Are you well-versed in the language of love?

  1. Check all that apply:
    1. 1 Take a trip to pound town
    2. 2 Bump uglies
    3. 3 Knock boots
    4. 4 Check the oil
    5. 5 Feed the kitty
    6. 6 Do the no pants dance
    7. 7 Two person push ups
    8. 8 Slime the banana
    9. 9 Fill the cream donut
    10. 10 Burping the worm in the mole hole
    11. 11 Test the humidity
    12. 12 Bone
    13. 13 Stuff the taco
    14. 14 Ride the skin bus into tuna town
    15. 15 Polish the porpose
    16. 16 Sweep the chimney
    17. 17 Bury the bone
    18. 18 Thread the needle
    19. 19 Take old one eye to the optometrist
    20. 20 Pork
    21. 21 Spear the bearded clam
    22. 22 Boink
    23. 23 Ride the flag pole
    24. 24 Get some stankie on the hang down
    25. 25 Hit a home run
    26. 26 Pound the punanni pavement
    27. 27 Hizzit the skins
    28. 28 Smack the salmon
    29. 29 Test the suspension
    30. 30 Slam the ham
    31. 31 Horizontal hula
    32. 32 Make the beast with two backs
    33. 33 Ride the bolonga pony
    34. 34 Stuff the beaver
    35. 35 Attack the pink fortress
    36. 36 Exchange bodily fluids
    37. 37 Play hide the canoli
    38. 38 Shuck the oyster
    39. 39 Four legged fox trot
    40. 40 Butter the biscuit
    41. 41 Shake the trailer
    42. 42 Make whoopee
    43. 43 Play hide the German sausage
    44. 44 Hanky panky
    45. 45 Open the gates of Mordor
    46. 46 Get mounted
    47. 47 Go home to play with the box the kid came in
    48. 48 Clean the carpet
    49. 49 Know in the Biblical sense
    50. 50 Lust and thrust
    51. 51 Park the beef bus into tuna town
    52. 52 Smash pissers
    53. 53 Mattress dance
    54. 54 Hump
    55. 55 Buck
    56. 56 Mingle limbs
    57. 57 Part the pink sea
    58. 58 Bed boogie
    59. 59 Make babies
    60. 60 Spelunking the Bat Cave
    61. 61 Hot beef injection
    62. 62 Get your end wet
    63. 63 Cave diving
    64. 64 Bury the weasel
    65. 65 Fornicate
    66. 66 Do the deed
    67. 67 Stir the up skirt yogurt
    68. 68 Park the Plymouth into the garage of love
    69. 69 Have relations
    70. 70 Roll in the hay
    71. 71 Play doctor
    72. 72 Do the nasty
    73. 73 Shag
    74. 74 Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    75. 75 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    76. 76 Score
    77. 77 Fuck

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