2. Your teen awkwardness was only further amplified by your lack of dance skills.
4. You can only do simple dances like The Macarena.
5. Over time you’ve adopted questionable signature dance moves.
6. Whenever you’re at the club you’ve had to resort to grinding to make up for lack of skill…
8. When you try a new move you either look stiff…
10. Oh, and any of the “sexy” stuff is totally out of your skill range.
11. You have no idea how to act when someone dances up on you.
12. You actively tried to avoid celebrations that required dancing like Quinceañeras…
15. You even have trouble with dancing video games.
Damn you Just Dance 4!