“I remember doing…the Time Waaaarp…”

I have been and always shall be your friend.

C'mon BuzzFeed—he's just a kid, for cryin' out loud. I understand the whole “don't put it on the internet if you don't want it slagged” viewpoint, but kids don't have the luxury of sound judgment. I hate to be all Leave Britney Alone about the kid, but seriously…show some class.

Dane Cook already said this three months from now.