I’ve known all about this stuff since 9 Thermidor (Look into the French revolutionary calender, and you’ll get that joke)

So let me get this straight, brainwashing children to believe that two gay people loving each other is bad; but brainwashing them to think they are in favor with an entire crowd of make-believe divinities is good…?
Yes, I see. Christianity is just this century’s polytheism (Jeus, God, Mary, Saints, etc.); a divine menagerie diguised as monotheism.

Rasputin disguised as Santa (#2) is awesome. (And by ‘awesome’ I mean terrifying)

He probably has huge, pokey nipples he’s trying to hide.  Also, he looks exactly like Stephen Colbert in Strangers with Candy

Ooooh… deep! (eyes rolling)

Sad. A trillion dollar welfare brat pretending to be gangsta.

“Turd on a Leash 2012!”

Matt Damon gets my vote.

Mrs. Jabba the Hut

Look at that tiny gash mouth of his …in his miserable fat head.

sick…

Romney is riding the fail whale.

meme failure

meme-fail

Pandas have over 270,000 words for snow.

“Hi.. I’m Rick Perry, and I fucked up my early lead with my egregious stupidity. My last chance is to mobilize stupid right-wing “Identity voters,” so I made up all these bullshit charges.”

It was the Reagan era.
Morals were in steep decline.

Separation of Church and Brain

In the history of stupid Mona Lisa theories, this is the stupidest.

What? NO Lakshmi Sing?