Anybody know where I can rent a ball pit?
Anybody know where I can rent a ball pit?
Man, I guess I better change my diet so I can live to 1000 like all of you.
Hiatus? Pff…What about the shows that end on cliffhangers and then don’t get renewed? That’s a call for genocide.
My thoughts exactly. Thank you!
What exactly is the difference between non-volitional sex and rape?
Ready? Yet? Still? All these words make it sound like parenting is some inevitable obligation. I reject the premise of this article.
That’s great, but in the meantime, videos like this are fodder FOR the anti-gay agenda. Let’s not give them any more ammunition than they already have, please.
I’m sorry, but even as a strong proponent of marriage equality, I find this a flawed project. We might as well settle all divisive political issues by seeing what 11-year-olds think we should do. All this video does is make it easy for bigoted social conservatives to say, “Look how immature your point of view is. Why do you think all these children advocate for it? Because it is a childish supposition.”
There are teachers beyond elementary school, you know…
#14 is not really that difficult to pull off. If there’s a height difference, stand on a phone book. Anyone who can get their leg that high deserves to try this position.
Only 31 quotes? How could anything be unrelatable on a show featuring an NBA star whose father is a fratricidal mayor turned mobster?
A comparison of stereotypes between NYC and LA? OMG, how has no one ever thought of this before?
I couldn’t believe how well-adjusted this list made me seem…until I got to #17.
I bet less than half of Americans could find Syria on this map.
Seriously, and that was only after that same dude’s wife was turned into salt. So, God punishes these girls’ mom in a very disturbing way and then they think they can get off scott free for raping their dad.
I think it would be fun to walk up to random women and ask, “Are you the mother?” with no context.
I LOLed at the self-referential Buzzfeed joke. Nicely done!
“God Hates Figs” FTW!
Too funny. When I first read the books (long before the movies), I was actually picturing Bryn Mawr.
Holy crap! I actually read this list while doing #20! Who knew?
I have no problem with parents preferring not to expose their children to certain information. However, the solution should NEVER be to lie to them. Tell them that you don’t think they would understand. Tell them that you will explain when they are older. Or if you have to lie, just tell them that you don’t know. But don’t make shit up because they will tell those lies to their friends and pretty soon, everyone on the playground thinks that they can have their own baby if they pee in each other’s buttholes. You don’t have to tell your kindergartener what a Cleveland Steamer is, but you better not let them start a rumor that it’s a Happy Meal toy.
The Simpsons’ Jane will entertain me for eons. Thank you!
The food advice is awesome, but who are these people who always steal your blue pens but never touch your sunscreen or chapstick? Pen goes in pocket; sunscreen left on beach chair might as well be labeled community property.
Sorry if I misunderstood. I was trying to support your argument that there are some decent parents out there who would rather shuck societal convention and expose their kids to something “inappropriate” than allow them to believe the kind of humorous nonsense expressed by so many above. I don’t remember whether I knew the word “frequently” at 6, but I did know the word “antidisestablishmentarianism” at 4. Also, anyone who tells their child that “sex” means “naked” or that babies come from kissing should be sterilized. Misinformation doesn’t protect kids; it makes them idiots.
My parents showed me Animal House in the third grade. I quickly realized how uninformed my peers were and how puritanical their parents must have been. I love you, Mom and Dad!
Upon hearing this news, Rand Paul threw his support behind Chris Christie.
There are people who respect Kanye West?????
Screw the jam. I’d gladly lick the sweat off her no matter what.
Right, because if it weren’t for this one incident, the Jenner girls were going to turn out perfectly normal and well-balanced.
10% is never enough of a tip.
Heck, I was thinking of using as many of these as I can teaching in college.