Love the One Tree Hill shoutout!

The only reason getting a high five from an ice cream cone could be awesome is that it means you're on LSD.

I think that when men classify themselves as “nice” they are actually indicating that they are sensitive. This means that it is especially painful to be rejected. The guys who are insensitive might be assholes, but they are also resilient because they can accept a “no” and move onto another woman with ease. Meanwhile, we nice guys are emotionally shattered and unable to cope with our hurt feelings. This is why so many nice guys lash out in the messages above. It is not just that they are bitter or passive-agressive; rather, they are trying to desensitize themselves. While I do not mean to make excuses for their behavior, I hope the women of Buzzfeed realize that some of us just don't have the personality to approach many women and deal with rejection. Does that make us nicer than the men who can do this? Not necessarily, but it does make us more sensitive, a quality often associated with niceness.

Littlefinger manipulates everything behind the scenes even though no one actually wants him there. Karl Rove?

Only Emilia Clarke and Ron Paul should be offended by this. Everyone else should be proud.

I'm not trying to be rude and I apologize if this offends, but if you have DDs and want free drinks, go spend an hour in a bar sitting by yourself. I guarantee you will be drunk without touching your wallet. You probably don't even have to lose your wedding ring.  I'm not denying all the challenges that come from a large bustline, but to deny the benefits are like complaining that your solid gold watch itches your wrist sometimes.

And what will they do will all their extra time and money from never having to wait in lines or pay for meals? Also the inevitable alcoholism that comes from men constantly buying them drinks.

Does my butler count as a roommate?

But if I'm two or four of these, they cancel each other out, right?