Buzz·Posted on 13 Mar 201618 Things You'll Only Understand If Your Pet Is The Light Of Your LifeLoving your pet isn't a competition, but if it was you would definitely win.by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When somebody talks about how great their pet is, all you can do is quietly think about how your pet is better. Mike Primavera @primawesome Sorry I wasn't listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog. 09:28 PM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite "Yes, Biscuit seems like a great dog... but what about my dog?". 2. Sometimes you sign off cards to your loved ones as if your pet wrote in it. 3. You constantly remember that you're working hard so they can enjoy a better life. 4. And you need a picture of them nearby at all times, because you get emotional when you're separated from them. 5. Your goodbye to your pet is longer and more dramatic than your goodbye to your S.O. 6. You feel wracked with guilt when you come home after petting another animal. 7. Or even worse, if you accidentally hurt them. View this post on 8. You're constantly looking for an excuse to bring them up to people. dak @daplusk [on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim 10:28 AM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Your Snapchat story is solely pictures of your pet with various filters. 10. In your ideal world, you and your pet would be matching at all times. 11. You're prone to buying anything that reminds you of your pet. 12. You low-key judge people who don't seem that interested when they meet your pet. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You'd do anything to ensure they're comfortable, including letting them take up most of your bed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You and your pet are pretty big names down at the local pet shop. 15. And it's hard to not buy them everything. View this photo on Instagram 16. You remember, and celebrate, the anniversary of the day you got them. View this photo on Instagram 17. As well as their birthday, a day you plan more thoroughly than your own birthday. View this photo on Instagram 18. And every day you make sure to remind them of how ~flawless~ they are. View this post on