1. You have a mixture of confusion and admiration towards people who do things on the fly.
How are some people so breezy in life like how can u not care how are you so spontaneous I NEED STRUCTURE OR I'LL DIE
2. The feeling of crossing something off your to-do list is, frankly, borderline erotic.
3. Even your fun is well-structured. Going to a festival? Spreadsheet that shit.
Totally just created a spreadsheet to plan our Reading festival antics with military precision!
4. In fact, just spreadsheet everything.
Im not making a spreadsheet of all the sims i made or anything like that right now that would be weird
5. Coming home to everything rearranged is your worst nightmare.
6. Because everything in your house has its own place, as your loved ones have learned.
7. Vagueness is not your friend.
I hate not knowing if plans are official or not... I have to know what's going on at all times๐
"I'm free some time this week." No date, no time, no place. Cool.
8. Christmas presents are bought well in advance.
Half my Christmas presents bought and all the gift wrap and half my cards. I'm one of those smug organised Christmas freaks ๐
9. Your wardrobe is a thing of neat, orderly beauty.
10. As is your fridge.
11. And your phone.
12. Your idea of being on time is being at least 10 minutes early.
I SWEAR IM ALWAYS OBNOXIOUSLY EARLY FOR EVERYTHING
13. You have more folders as an adult than you ever did at school.
14. And many, many highlighters.
15. The sight of an unorganised conveyor belt of shopping unnerves you.
People who don't organise there shopping on the conveyor belt make me angry ๐
Organise by food category/where it goes in the kitchen or GTFO.
16. Outfits are planned in advance every day.
I'm so crazy organised I literally have everything ready for every day the night before
17. You're prepared for all eventualities.
The pull tab on my tin of soup broke, but that's to always being overly prepared I had a tin opener in my desk drawer... ๐๐๐๐๐
18. Including any stapling/hole-punching emergencies.
There's a fine line between being prepared and being ridiculous, and I think we all know which side keeping a full stapler in your bag falls
19. Other people's clutter is the bane of your existence.
20. You wish "planning" was considered an acceptable hobby.
21. Because if you can make a list out of something, you will.
22. Your present self always has your future self's back.
Just found something in my phone calendar for a few weeks from now saying "AMAZON PRIME RUNS OUT" how am I so organised?!
23. And most importantly, you get shit DONE.
