281 Gross-As-Fuck Stories That Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself

"A piece of shit the size of a golf ball launched right out and slammed onto his lower belly."

1. 17 Food Poisoning Horror Stories That'll Make You Cringe, Then Laugh

NBC

"While on our honeymoon, my husband and I wound up with a raging case of food poisoning. As fate would have it, we only had one bathroom — and we took turns on the toilet, while the other used the tub to vomit. Eventually, the time came when we both had to poop. Nothing says 'love' like seeing your brand-new spouse hang their butt over the side of the tub to poop while you're puking your brains out."

—loriridolfid

2. 17 Of The Worst Horror Stories About Male Roommates

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"I had a roommate who had seasonal allergies and would constantly walk around blowing his nose and then stuffing the tissues into book cases or between dishes in the cupboards, seemingly unconsciously. Like, he would do it while talking to me and not even realize he was doing it until I pointed it out."

—Ema

3. 15 Vagina Horror Stories That'll Send Shivers Down Your Spine

NBC

"After a bad breakup in college, I went out with some girlfriends and ended up going home with someone. Three days later, I felt something weird when I went to the bathroom. I pulled out a condom that still held semen in it. I went three days without noticing a filled condom was stuck up in my vagina."

—Loosethegoose

4. 16 Dating Poop Horror Stories That’ll Scar You For Life

Fox

"I was anally ploughed aggressively and quickly after a dinner date. Mid-penetration, his dick slipped out, and instead of a queef slipping out, a piece of shit the size of a golf ball launched right out and slammed onto his lower belly, and then onto his foot on the floor. It was so embarrassing. He didn't finish. He left."

—gaynonymous

5. 15 Penis Horror Stories That Will Make You Want To Vomit

Fox

"I once accidentally cut off a bit of foreskin with a pair of scissors. I had been cruising for sex in the park in very cold weather and got 'chapped' foreskin (just like chapped lips). I decided that I could cure it overnight with moisturiser and a plastic covering, but I had no cling film, so I put my crown jewels in a sandwich bag and secured it in place with an elastic band. During the night I had to pee and decided to cut off the corner of the sandwich bag and that's when I cut off a bit of skin. I have to say it did hurt."

—d4bhidh

6. 29 Of The Grossest And Most Horrifying Things Teachers Have Ever Seen

E!

"The 8-year-old regular nosepicker who regularly picked his nose until it bled then would wipe his bloodied snotty finger clean across the bottom of his work. He could not understand why I was unhappy. His mum was mortified when I told her about it."

—DullUserName

7. 19 Tampon Horror Stories That'll Make You Cringe, Then Gag

Fox

"I was on a night train when my period came earlier than usual. They didn't allow actual luggage inside the cabin (and all of my period stuff was in my luggage), so I had nothing on me. I had to improvise by sticking a few sheets of toilet paper up there. I had forgotten all about it until my vagina started smelling really bad about a week later. The toilet paper had started to get mouldy."

—Alina Küttel, Facebook

8. 15 Festival Horror Stories That Will Make You Want To Never Leave The House

CBS

"At Download 2005 there were three biker-looking guys stood in a circle urinating into each other's mouths, somehow all at the same time."

—emmaluigim

9. 15 Untold Emergency Room Horror Stories That'll Make Your Skin Crawl

UPN

"My aunt is a nurse and once had a guy come in with pain in his leg. They took him back and discovered a big, infected cut and a bunch of bumps around it. After trying to dig some junk out of it, they found living fly eggs and maggots living inside his infected cut."

—emmas43

10. 15 Diarrhoea Horror Stories That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself

Fox

"After eating some really spicy pizza, I ended up having sex with my boyfriend. I was cumming and naturally all of my muscles were very relaxed, when I suddenly smelled something bad. I instinctively touched my behind and to my horror I felt some goo. I freaking shat on my boyfriend's balls. I ran to the bathroom, crying. Luckily we were able to laugh about it."

—nannas47

11. 17 Unspeakably Gross Insect Horror Stories

BuzzFeed

"When I was little, about 6 or so, I had finally convinced my parents to let me take a bath all by myself, run it and everything. I got all my bubbles, washcloths, shampoo, etc., ready to go. I got naked, got into the tub, and turned on the water. To my dismay, the only thing that came out of the faucet were fucking cockroaches. Hundreds of them. Apparently our apartment complex had an infestation."

—carsontheresac

12. 15 Oral Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Gag

Bravo

"I was in reverse cowgirl position one night, and the guy decided to pick me up and pull me backwards to his face so he could perform oral. Unfortunately for me, my foot slipped off the bed and my nether regions fell directly onto his face. After my vagina fell onto his face, there were two massive pools of blood and a huge chunk of my labia missing. It was the worst night ever."

—KVB

13. 15 Anal Sex Horror Stories That’ll Make You Gag

The CW

"I met up with a guy from Grindr, and he had the biggest penis I'd ever seen. I had to take his penis out of my ass because it hurt so bad, and he said, 'Damn, you made a mess.' I saw what looked like a gallon of beef stew, and the smell soon followed. He started puking all down my back, and it ran into my hair, eyes, his bed, and the floor. His sister knocked on the door to see what was going on, and he started freaking out. He ran into the bathroom while I, still covered in poop and puke, tried to put on my clothes. It was impossible to leave with any dignity."

—DutchMN

14. 17 Public Bathroom Horror Stories That Will Scar You For Life

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"One time in high school, I ate something that upset my stomach a lot, and I could feel the runs coming on. I was just about to do my business in the girls' bathroom when another girl walked in and started changing clothes in the stall next to me. I decided that I couldn't hold it anymore and finally unleashed my liquid doo, and it was embarrassingly noisy. If that wasn't bad enough, the toilet clogged and my Hershey squirts overflowed, going from my own stall to the floor of the stall next to me. The girl screamed, picked up her clothes, and ran. I was frozen in the stall for a good 30 minutes, too embarrassed to move."

—katiel4d499761a

15. 19 Seriously Gross Stories That Will Make You Think Twice About Having Kids

Fox

"I had a little porcelain cup I used to spit in all day, every day. When it was full I'd drink my week-old spit and start over."

—lilicharlotte2000

16. 18 Sharting Horror Stories That Will Make You Never Want To Fart Again

ABC

"I was at a new friend’s house and had to poop really badly. I excuse myself to go upstairs to the more private bathroom. I was on the toilet ready to do my thing when I realised the toilet paper was out and I figured it was in a drawer under the sink. As I was going for the roll I let out a 'fart' and ended up shitting a watery mess all over the white rug floor. We had to call my friend's DAD from the yard and find the right supplies to clean it up. We actually became good friends after and her dad brings it up every time I use the bathroom at his house."

—alannaware

17. 19 Piercing Horror Stories That Will Make You Say "Nope"

Bravo

"I got my cheeks pierced about six years ago, and they got incredibly swollen. So much so that the ball on the outside of one popped off, and my skin on the inside AND outside grew over the piercing. I ended up having to get surgery to physically cut them out."

—sylviao