I once dreamt that A Vietnamese emperor wanted to kill me and then bought me for $7,600,000,000,000. When I got there I met Taylor Swift who became my girlfriend. We got into a fight and I had sex with Ryan gosling.
My great grandma came to visit from Washington (we live in CA) when I was about 9. My cousin (8 at the time) sleepwalked to her bed , got on top of her,grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her. When pulled off of her he collapses asleep. Keep in mind this entire time there is a…
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