1.
I handed her the flowers. “You shouldn’t of!” she said. I took them back. “Have,” I whispered
2.
I just noticed a typo in a text I sent two days ago and now I have to move to a new city and change my name.
3.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
4.
WARDEN: What are you’re last words ME: *your WARDEN: good catch, your a smart fella ME: *you’re WARDEN: I’m going to make sure this hurts
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I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends.
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[on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*
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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
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Um... I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn't it be... 'The Diary Of *A* Frank'...?
9.
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage
10.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like me? Don't you?
11.
Knock Knock "Who's there?" To "To who?" To *whom
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*publisher, standing with 9yo daughter, looking out on 100,000 books ready to ship* Daughter: shouldn't it be Marly and I? *eyes get wide*
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*arrests grammar nazi* We finally caught this son of a bitch. Hey Nazi, I got a sentence for ya. Prison. "That's a fragment lol"
14.
My anaconda doesn't want any unless you use proper grammar, son.
15.
“Bear with me” = be patient with me. “Bare with me” = get naked with me. Learn this so you don’t get sued for sexual harassment.
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"How did your grammar competition go?" I losed
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*Skee-lo rubs magic lamp* I wish I was a little bit taller. Genie: Ok. You WERE a little bit taller. I meant- Genie: Now you have scoliosis.
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Will you marry me? = A marriage proposal. Will, you, Mary, me? = A foursome inquiry. #PUNCTUATION MATTERS.
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actually it’s “yore” - 1600s English asshole
20.
mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark
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Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot.
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In high school, I was voted Most Likely to Misuse Punctuation?!?
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I just ate, my kids couldn't be happier. I just ate my kids, couldn't be happier. Grammar IS important, people.
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Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.