Comedy·Posted on Oct 31, 201531 Tweets About McDonald's That'll Make You Laugh Every Time"Before McDonald's I bet 'don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown' was a pretty hard and fast rule."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt [Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style. 04:14 PM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn I'm really not comfortable with McDonald's calling their food list a 'menu' 11:13 PM - 29 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. lil spooky lovitz @nbadag *at mcdonald's* ME: and one of the happy meal toys CASHIER: for a little boy or girl? ME: *sweating* ME: ... ME: ... ME: yes of course it is 06:24 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Gabby Noone @twelveoclocke i feel like i'm the mcdonald's fruit & yogurt parfait of humans in that i'm very elegant but misguided 11:29 PM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. frankenmustard @nice_mustard before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule 05:44 PM - 18 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ♡ Man Who Loves U ♡ @SortaBad The receipt they give you at McDonalds is like a certificate of authenticity for your shame spiral 02:35 AM - 15 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. dan mentos @DanMentos [McDonalds HQ] "boss I think I finally nailed our new slogan” ok let’s hear it "I’m Likin’ It" Fantastic work! I’m lovin’ it "holy shit" 05:54 AM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall One of McDonald's mascots is a guy who steals from McDonald's. 01:04 AM - 11 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. chuuch @ch000ch [slides briefcase of money across the counter] "two big macs please" [opens briefcase to reveal $7] 05:28 AM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Going to walk into McDonald's, gaze at the menu for an uncomfortable amount of time, then say to the cashier, "Tell me about your burgers" 12:53 AM - 05 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. side-eye spice @goldengateblond Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want. 05:03 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. PapeяWash© @PaperWash Wife: can you believe some idiot robbed McDonald's for 2,000 chicken nuggets [filling kiddie pool with ranch dressing] unbelievable 07:27 PM - 29 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Rob Fee @robfee McDonalds sponsoring the Olympics is like the Kardashians sponsoring a job fair. 08:59 PM - 29 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Connor @EdgarAllanLo [Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say? 08:56 AM - 10 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. drunk @SkunkFarts I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing 06:43 PM - 27 Jul 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. IG @samalmightysam It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you. 09:42 PM - 01 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Funny Tweets™ @Lmao "I love Justin bieber" Well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you? 02:03 PM - 15 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ಠ_ಠ @MikeIsaac i mean, im not a father but the new hamburglar doesnt exactly scream “let me feed your kids” http://t.co/OJ6tHpPDvE 06:47 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. sweaty five dollars @iscoff McDonald's: I'm lovin' it. Not "loved it," nor "will love it." It exists only for a brief moment, a greasy spark soon extinguished 04:03 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective Me: Where ya wanna eat for your birthday? 5yo: McDonald's M: 5yr olds can think of somewhere better than McDonald's 5: I'll just stay 4 then 10:05 PM - 31 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. jomny sun @jonnysun giv a man a fish adn he'll say "wat is this i ordered a mcflurry" teach a man to fish adn he'll say "how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds" 10:28 PM - 12 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Eat Wood @therealeatwood ME: [eating McDonald’s] BYSTANDER: Hello, 911? Yeah there’s a guy down here eating a fucking restaurant 12:07 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Michael A Nöthem @mikandynothem "Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~Me at McDonald's on payday. 12:41 AM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Ristolable @Ristolable My McDonald's bag says "How are we doin'?" and I feel personally understood by that company because they removed the G from "doing" 05:37 PM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sean Draculeahy @thepunningman "Welcome to McDonald's, what'll it be?" Jesus whispering "5000 Filet-o-fish, and hurry" "5000 FILETS DAN" J "Shh, keep yr fuckin voice down" 04:18 PM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. wint @dril "Soda is back" Only at Mcdonald 02:38 PM - 09 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Scary Floyd @dafloydsta There's no better way to explain life to your children than to arrive 5 minutes past the McDonald's breakfast cutoff. 07:00 PM - 18 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Woody @WoodyLuvsCoffee Just ordered 5 items off the McDonalds Cheap Way To Die menu. 08:40 PM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Very Scary Reindeer @KalvinMacleod [at McDonald’s] WIFE: [furious] They forgot to give us straws again. *I won’t look at her because I am a walrus* 05:08 PM - 25 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. ▫️ @matt___nelson Everyone is asking me HOW I got a honey badger in the McDonald's ball pit, but not WHY I got a honey badger in the McDonald's ball pit 09:31 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott how to go on a date: 1. ask person on date 2. pick restaurant 3. not McDonalds 4. yes nuggets are great 5. ok maybe McDonalds this once 10:05 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite