Books·Posted on Oct 16, 201524 Hilarious Tweets Every Book Lover Will Appreciate"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. David Hughes @david8hughes [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye." 03:41 PM - 01 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Gold Mantis @fujichia - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7 12:26 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn We get it poets: things are like other things 02:09 AM - 08 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood .@parisreview So is Paris any good or not 11:15 PM - 09 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Katie Oldham @KatieOldham Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly 04:02 PM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis ALL ENGLISH BOOKS "We can't have them over for dinner." "Why ever not?" "The last time they visited, we still had money." Then, the War came 04:41 PM - 25 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ollie Garch @ojedge [first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] "…& they all lived happily ever after" Customer: "That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'" 08:05 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. dan mentos @DanMentos "I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked" 03:40 AM - 04 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Nein. @NeinQuarterly At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave. 04:07 PM - 04 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jarry @jarry I'm bringing paperback them other books don't know how to act *deletes account* 07:02 PM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends. 10:28 PM - 08 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln I'm sorry Mrs Jackson (ooh) / it's our town's deal / sorry our stones made yr daughter die / but the lottery makes the corn grow high 02:06 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 If you don't touch your face in your author photo, readers might assume you don't have hands. "How did (s)he even write this?" they'll say. 03:50 PM - 07 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. HALLOWEEN CARELORD @Tormny_Pickeals hey Dickens, were the times good or were they bad, you flip-flopping piece of garbage good-or-bad-times waffling ass motherfucker 04:35 PM - 22 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. halloween lindsey @Lindzeta I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them 09:21 PM - 07 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jomny sun @jonnysun me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me 06:13 PM - 21 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Scary Terry F @daemonic3 Starting a cover band called "A Book" so no one can judge us. 08:00 PM - 21 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Vsauce @tweetsauce Knock Knock "Who's there?" To "To who?" To *whom 04:10 AM - 04 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club 09:16 PM - 23 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kevin Nguyen @knguyen P. Didion 10:40 PM - 25 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. maura quint @behindyourback "The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note 12:26 AM - 11 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ella Cerón @ellaceron "Don't fav because it's over, RT because it happened.” — Dr. Seuss for millennials, probably 05:03 AM - 23 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1 Book pitch: After my mom died & marriage failed, I didn’t go on an exotic trip or long ass hike I just had to continue my life & get thru it 06:02 PM - 25 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. philippe iujvidin @philyuck mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark 02:51 PM - 01 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite