Books·Posted on Nov 19, 201522 Tweets About "Lord Of The Rings" That'll Make You Laugh Every Time22 tweets to rule them all.by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Brovember @bromanconsul frodo: so why can't the eagles fly the ring to mordor? [flashback to an eagle unfollowing gandalf on instagram] gandalf: they just can't ok 09:54 PM - 14 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Cop: are you on drugs? Me: no of course not Me: [Gollum voice] he lies to you 03:56 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sarcasticsapien @Sarcasticsapien Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas. 04:55 PM - 05 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Drunksgiving Duck @dorkwing_duck Gandalf's mom in labor: it's been 16 hours! GET OUT! [From vagina]: A wizard is never late, nor early. He arrives precisely when he means to 04:26 PM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ceeks @70Ceeks *nerd hooking up* "How could something Sauron feel so good" 02:47 PM - 20 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. YUNG SPIDER GOD @buttgh0st frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone 12:07 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Young Navy. @rogueMUGA What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings 01:22 PM - 03 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Thynebear @Thynebear [Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me. 12:21 AM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no tolkien about The Hobbit Club. 07:23 AM - 02 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Elizabeth @elizabeth_fels A dildo is the sex toy most likely to be referenced in a hobbit rap battle. 09:51 PM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [gf falls asleep during a movie] ME: aw [i get a blanket] ME: *hitting her w/ the blanket* wake up ur missing the part with gollum's riddles 11:33 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring 12:07 AM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Poorly Drawn Turtle @NoTheOtherJohn *pays for a 9th consecutive lap dance from the same stripper*...so then Sam..get this..he literally PICKS UP FRODO and carries him up the mo 03:47 PM - 18 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ➖ @matt___nelson "If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE THOUGHT GANDALF & DUMBLEDORE WERE THE SAME PERSON *priest vomits* 05:42 AM - 21 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nnelg @justabloodygame Losing to Aragorn in chess, a frustrated Borormir flips the board. "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king." He pouts, tears in his eyes. 11:12 PM - 22 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche "Gandalf is dead." - frodo nietzsche 03:58 PM - 03 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey Gollum stared sadly as the woman of his dreams walked away, but it was his own fault - if he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it. 09:43 PM - 30 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Umami Skeleton @Merman_Melville Gandalf: [his fingers slipping off the edge of the bridge of Khazad Dum] "Get the fuck outta hea ya fuckin knuckleheads" 04:21 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. penjamin. @upsidedowntrash After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt 07:55 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Ollie Garch @ojedge [Gandalf hands Frodo the ring] "Are there any markings?!" F: "Nothing.. no, wait... [reads] 'ONE RING TO RULE UPDOG'" G: "What's updog?" 08:58 PM - 27 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Lord Pinky @HiddenPinky "More like SaurOFF," thought Frodo, as the eagle carried him away from the destruction. 09:23 PM - 26 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets 01:55 AM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite