1.
Luchadores know how to make an entrance.
2.
Nobody's ever seen a luchador without a mask. And nobody ever will.
3.
A luchador has never stopped and asked for directions ever in the history of the world.
4.
Everyone else looks weak when standing next to a luchador. But they never brag about it.
5.
Though they may seem menacing, luchadores are friends to all creatures, big or small.
6.
True fact: luchador children are stronger than fifty full-grown men combined.
7.
The Big Bang didn't spark the universe into existence. A luchador dance party did.
8.
Luchadores have an awesome sense of humor, even when they've been on hold with their phone company for like a hundred hours.
9.
Luchadores invented -- and perfected -- the ancient art of air-guitaring
10.
If you successfully rub a luchador's head then they must grant you three wishes. Nobody has ever survived rubbing a luchador's head.
Meet the Urban Luchador. He's not from here.
