2. Nobody’s ever seen a luchador without a mask. And nobody ever will.
3. A luchador has never stopped and asked for directions ever in the history of the world.
4. Everyone else looks weak when standing next to a luchador. But they never brag about it.
5. Though they may seem menacing, luchadores are friends to all creatures, big or small.
6. True fact: luchador children are stronger than fifty full-grown men combined.
7. The Big Bang didn’t spark the universe into existence. A luchador dance party did.
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8. Luchadores have an awesome sense of humor, even when they’ve been on hold with their phone company for like a hundred hours.
9. Luchadores invented — and perfected — the ancient art of air-guitaring
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10. If you successfully rub a luchador’s head then they must grant you three wishes. Nobody has ever survived rubbing a luchador’s head.
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