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1. Choose some arbitrary number that is irrelevant to the article and throw it in the title to create intrigue.
2. People don't click on articles to read them so use a lot of pictures. Here’s one of my dog surfing.
3. Keep your sentences short.
4. U dont even hav 2 poofread ur article.
5. Create the illusion that people are learning through the pictures.
7. Make up facts; you don’t have to cite your sources.
8. Show tweets from celebrities that involve your article.
9. Don’t be afraid to skip a number, most people won’t even notice.
10. Promote your new comedic rap music video “I’m Awkward” because at this point you’re really just trying to make it to number 11.
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11. Celebrate, you’re now officially a “writer”.
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