#9 rational, no E
#9 rational, no E
If we allow the natural world to fall apart, humanity isn’t far behind.
#22 I like to pretend I’m in Warehouse 13, but so far haven’t run into H.G. Wells. Sadly.
I think the real Woody Harrleson would be disappointed in how much of an ignorant wanker you are.
Uh, isn’t #6 just in reverse?
He Man and She Ra. It’s not at all awkward to go as twin siblings with your husband…
#21 for a time, my friend was infamous for this. I was the only one who lived walking distance from the bars and in one summer I accumulated 2 road cones, 1 folding chair, and 1 ten foot long campaign sign. Incidentally, we only got caught once, and it was when she had one of the road cones on her head. Not everyone can say they’ve been pulled over by a cop car while on foot, but we can.
#3 would be delightfully creepy IF THEY KNEW HOW TO USE APOSTROPHES
#12 so if there’s no changing table, the mom is supposed to change a diaper where, exactly?
#11 Coke is fat-free. It even shows 0g listed under “Total fat” in the picture…
I came here to say that as well. That reads as “one trillion yen dollars.”
#14 definitely not a baby
Methinks you meant “red planEt,” unless she is returning to a rosebush or something.
“One member tells all.” Where did they (Buzzfeed) find this guy, and why do they ave any faith that anything he says is true?
Frankly, that’s your bad for leaving it in the washer. How are they to know if everything in your load is ok to put in the dryer? I realize you’re a dude, but some fabrics aren’t ok to dry unless you want them to shrink 4 sizes.
#12 or you had a mandatory typing class in high school and it’s helped you immensely in your professional job…
#10 I realize the cat is probably indeed yawning, but I feel like it’s going to EAT MY SOUL. I don’t want people to yelp in fear should they hazard a glance at my girls.
#3 Funny, I didn’t know there were “goals” in basketball. And I don’t even watch or play sports.
#13 I don’t think the author even watches the show. That’s when you’re PMSing, not when you’re simply hangry.
#27 yeah no, my cat with a huge tail does this all the time.
America is the “land of the free”…and you are free to take your conspiracy theories and aluminum hats and move to another country.
Update what? It never says it 100% can’t be transferred by kissing. #3 very explicitly spells out how it can be transmitted, and then states “There has never been a documented case of infection of HIV from saliva.” You need to learn to read. The reason for them posting that question was likely to dispel some of the fear that still surrounds HIV+ people.
Uh…it isn’t a selfie if someone else is taking it. It’s just a picture that you happen to be in.
I think you mean the slime they SECRETE, not secret. I think it’s pretty common knowledge that they are slimy.
“Admit it: these books have been mentally scarred you for life.” I’m not sure the author even knows how to read.
#25 when ANY pet dies it’s referred to as “crossing the rainbow bridge.” As I unfortunately learned recently.
HONEY, if the word were intended to be ‘preverbal’…well, it wouldn’t be written. Because preverbal means having not yet learned to speak.
HOW DID YOU LEAVE OUT FLOATING BEER PONG?!
Don’t forget “your ginger uncle is really a commoner’s bastard but we’re really great at playing pretend.”
In the summer of 99, when I was 11, I was recovering from major back surgery. As such, my activities were pretty much limited to daily TPIR viewings and playing my Gameboy. I was TPIR obsessed.
“Facebook and Twitter invites should, ideally, be reserved for “whoever can stop by whenever” -type gatherings. These are public forums…” Unless you create a private event on Facebook and make the settings so people can’t see the guest list or invite other people. Then only those who are invited can see it. So, so much easier than chain emails. As far as twitter, I can’t see how planning an event on twitter would be very successful, at least with the people I know.
#11 is the worst sign, IMO. Because it’s at every. goddamn. protest. ever.
Yeah, pretty sure I say this to my husband at least once a week.
#5 I read the title as “Stig” instead of Sting and got really excited to see the Stig play the lute. Imagine my disappointment.
#21 apparently the author failed to realize that this doesn’t come with the mattress or the bed frame.
“Religion is an extremely private and non-international-television thing here.”
If only that were even close to the case here. We are not a Christian nation—the Founding Fathers were not Christian, “in god we trust” and “under god” wasn’t added to our money and the Pledge of Allegiance until the 50s—but you wouldn’t know it by asking most Americans. Mega churches are everywhere. It’s disgusting.
The link for the story about Woz having met NW is the same as the other link.
#12 Additionally, when you’re right behind someone and they just let the door slam in your face. Unless you’re a ninja or they have headphones on, they know you’re there, they’re just a dick.
Whoops, I guess they do. Just none of the ones I’ve ever been to. My b.
#8 Sephora doesn’t carry Clinique.