Nice try, narc.
Nice try, narc.
Nicole Richie is not a fucking fashion icon. She’s just a celebutant with a good stylist. Get your shit together, Galindo.
Come on, Francis. Put your foot down and put the dinosaurs in their place. You can do this! No. Seriously. You literally have the power to do this.
Whoa. #5 needs to go up a pant size. I’m getting angry red marks on my waist just looking at that picture! Just because you can zip it up, doesn’t mean it fits, ma’am. :(
Are your feet really that huge or is it just those shoes?
Could someone give the Beast my number, please? :D
Yes. Yes, I would like a bacon taco hot dog, thank you very much.
Ugh, you fucking moron millennials are so jumped your own asses you can’t even recognize Madonna made the VMAs what they are today.
So did I. #soold :(
Good god! I can’t stop laughing. The whole world revolves around skinny women. ONE song mildly disses them and they can’t even handle it. It’s okay, ladies. Just take a deep breath and remember that 99.9% of media can’t wait to tell you how perfect and desirable you are. There. Feel better?
I think the important thing to note here is that this thing has TACO EMOJI. Sold, my good man! Sold.
I got alcohol: “Ok, so the food is basically a sideshow. Let’s focus on the real things. The booze.” Eerie!
I hate it when Jamie is spelled Jaime. I see English speakers do that a lot and all I can do is bite my tongue from pronouncing it in Spanish (hi-meh).
I love it when that happens to pretentious morons dead set on having an oh so unique name for their kids. Feels good, man. :D
#6 — the Beast was afraid of her knocking off the rest of the petals. The petals falling from the rose are basically ticking off the time until he’s permanently stuck that way. Did you not watch the fucking movie?
re: #37 — I just sent a postcard to Christian and Betsi :D
These people don’t know shit about Ericas.
You’re right! #13 is from Piñata at Bernie’s.
Eastenders?! Um, no, I am clearly Footballers Wives. >:(
That’s the one I heard, too. I guess he must’ve been masturbating when it broke.
5’. That’s it. Five nothing. More like five nothing fits. :(
Michael Kors bags are already there. They’re such ugly, tacky tat.
Just rinse your butt crack as the last thing you do in your shower. It gets rid of those stray hairs and feels refreshing.
It’s not that Rachel is sold out, it’s that Rachel is the dumbed down spelling of Rachael.
Wait. The entire season was just three episodes long? And you waited years for that? And now you’ll have to wait another few years for the next three episodes? What kind of cold, cruel bullshit is that?
A magnetic knifeblock is not innovative; it’s standard in a commercial kitchen, for fuck’s sake.
#6 — there are many things I’d like in life, but a DIY titscrepancy is not one of them.
This is what happens when Buzzfeed fires their only adult from the staff! Readers are left with nothing but stupid toddlers who wouldn’t know an icon from a binky.
So you fired the Copyranter dude for poorly researched bullshit like this? Okay, Buzzfeed. Well played, I guess.
This fulano can swab my cervix any time…with his tongue.
No. Not at all.