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The cats running at people/ biting them is NOT adorable. Dear Christ.

Wow, could have posted a SPOILER ALERT! Just thought I’d be reading about her acting/ how good the show was, not read a critical plot point given away. Thanks a lot for spoiling it for people. :(

Haha I learned that from Die Antwoord :D

Aw! Me too

I feel the same way when my dad lights up talking about cooking Italian food!

Because I was blind to all the warning signs as the driver was perving and shut off the meter. I ended up rolling out of car after violently pushing him off me when he came into the backseat and said “you look like you don’t have to pay.” BF was asleep as I was texting for help- no… Read More

For real. It’s just not worth the risk to your own health.

I hired a girl, probably maybe overqualified for the job, so I kindly paid it forward and referred her to my long-time bf’s upperscale place to work instead. A month or two later they were hooking up behind my back, and I became the biggest fool at the whole franchise. Lost my job,… Read More

I usually substitute a salad with vinaigrette for the fries whatever meal I'm ordering comes with. I get unsweetened iced tea with lemon. I try to not order anything fried. Usually just chicken, fish, veg with a tasty sauce.

Pick the pink yip yip