I was working in a deli a few months ago and I was sitting on a milk crate wiping down shelves. I tried to scoot over to grab a block of cheese and I fell but I tried to catch myself. I totally ate it but I hit myself in the vaj with the edge of the crate. it hurt but it wasn’t excruciating so I just kept working. about 10 minutes later I went to the bathroom and saw blood. so I grabbed a mirror and started to scope out the scene. sure enough I found a gash that looked pretty bad. so I ended up in the er getting stitches for the first time. five of them. in my vagina. because I fell off of a milk crate that I was sitting on.