Buzz·Posted on 22 Oct 201527 Hilarious Tweets About Movies"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. pat tobin @tastefactory IRON MAN: *blasts villain with beams* THOR: *swings mighty hammer and creates a storm* CAPTAIN AMERICA: America! Yeah! Hell yeah! 05:18 PM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Joe West @joejwest I am writing a film about a dog that can solve crimes, but refuses to 01:29 PM - 16 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Goddamnit Jamie @Jay_FrickinLynn *slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL? 06:58 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Sean Leahy @thepunningman I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE 09:51 PM - 31 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ristolable @Ristolable [pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians." [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger 10:30 PM - 08 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett If growing up in the 80s taught me one thing, it's that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now. 03:53 PM - 23 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Le Bear Girdle @LeBearGirdle Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock? *Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times* Me: OH MY 10:06 PM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Robot Eats Ice Cream @MichaelLarrick LION KING PLOT HOLE: LIONS CAN'T TALK 05:40 PM - 27 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Gary Delaney @GaryDelaney If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. 12:10 PM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Phil Gibson @philgibson01 Just got back from Fight Club. It was really fun! Got there late so missed the rules being read out but I'm sure it was nothing important. 09:34 PM - 17 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Bailiff: Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey presiding [McConaughey enters] all rise all rise all rise 10:47 PM - 28 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault How many times do you have to battle your Michael Cera to get him to evolve into his final Andy Sandberg form? 05:25 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Probably the biggest plot hole in Harry Potter for me is that they are wizards. 05:26 AM - 10 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. brent @murrman5 [shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2* 12:43 AM - 11 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Andrea Mann @AndreaMann Reese Witherspoon is my favourite actress that sounds like the answer to a Cluedo game. 02:25 PM - 17 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji. 07:48 AM - 09 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. keri @kerihw -The name's Bond. James Bond. -I've written Bond now. -Oh. Can you change it or is it too late? -When your coffee's ready they'll call Bond 01:47 PM - 04 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lucas Neff @RealLucasNeff Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime. Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat. 08:39 PM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. christopher @fightforfood I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time 07:55 PM - 21 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Max Reed @Dank_Pal Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot? 04:11 PM - 20 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Dadcula @markhoppus From: Anna To: Elsa Subj: ⛄️? 01:34 PM - 12 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. maura quint @behindyourback Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved 04:46 PM - 26 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Chris Johnson @Eenfidel Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have' 05:39 PM - 09 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. keri @kerihw Just read an article saying the cast of 12 Years A Slave should clean up at the Oscars - awful that people still think like that in 2014. 04:11 PM - 16 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs 08:17 PM - 25 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Patrick Boo-rennan @Pat_Bren I wish Marty McFly had stopped the Holocaust but making his family a little bit richer and happier is okay too I guess 09:54 PM - 09 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner "The end." - Quentin Tarantino starting a bedtime story 01:29 AM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite