24 Times Twitter Went Way, Way, Way Too Far

    Calm the fuck down, Twitter.

    1. When a poor dog feared for his life.

    my mom got pippin this new giraffe toy and he's terrified of it I can't breathe

    2. When a Teletubby died for our sins.

    3. And when a miracle occurred.

    I prayed and asked God to increase my finances and BEHOLD I found a wet floor with no sign in sight #BoutToSlip

    4. When an alternative use was found for a cat.

    Sorry but this has got to be text of the year

    5. When parenting got a little rough.

    The no smoking with kids in the car law is going well.

    6. When a bath ran red.

    7. When this terrible pun was made.

    8. When an angry gun-owning adult took out his frustrations on a newspaper.

    I shot holes in the NY Times editorial - This is what I think of the New York Times edito... https://t.co/XEJpuV05Kk

    9. When the world's worst Christmas gift was created.

    My Christmas gift to the internet is these Where's Waldo pictures with Waldo photoshopped out

    10. When a cat lived a better life than most humans.

    Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.

    11. When Schneider got into disguise.

    SCHNEIDER JUST TRIED TO GET HIS PHONE DISGUISED AS HIS MOM LMAO

    12. When someone received the world's worst haircut.

    Worst haircut ever @GreatClips never going back there employees who were to busy trying to finish quick and clockout

    13. When a really important question was asked about a dog's attire.

    14. When someone uncovered a government conspiracy.

    THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS BUT I THINK THEY'RE SECRETLY BUILDING A MARIO LEVEL

    15. When a dad made a fatal error.

    when your dad thinks your bath bomb is toilet cleaner

    16. When unsuspecting train passengers got a reality check.

    I like to leave origami on trains for people to find & keep but write insults in them that they'll never know about

    17. When a grown-ass man made a menu fort.

    A grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend at Olive Garden & has made a menu fort

    18. When flowers were beautiful AF.

    Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for

    19. When a mother was the ultimate troll.

    20. When someone probably should have had their Photoshop revoked.

    So weird – has anyone ever noticed how one of Ryan Seacrest’s arms is slightly longer than the other?

    21. When pet grooming went very wrong.

    '@Tesco Yes why on earth has your shampoo turned my dog pink?

    22. When a cruel prank was invented.

    A fun game to play, is to text a friend asking where they are, then text them as though you're telling someone else.

    23. When a new art exhibition was created.

    I went to an art gallery and put my skateboard on the ground and people thought it was part of the gallery

    24. And finally, when someone made a lovely cheesecake.

    And then this happened.

    Aw I dropped the fucking cheesecake.

    RIP, delicious cheesecake.