17 F*cked Up Things Gamers Admit To Having Done

A Reddit user asked the question: “What’s the most messed up thing you’ve done in a video game?” It turns out we’re pretty messed up.

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Nintendo / reddit.com

"My kids always throw Toad into the lava on Super Mario Wii while chanting 'sacrifice, sacrifice'."

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Rockstar Games / reddit.com

"It sounds weird af but I would act out famous serial killings in GTA."

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Microsoft Studios / reddit.com

"I got a villager pregnant in Fable 3. After our son was born I murdered his mother in front of him, so he was sent to an orphanage. I then returned to murder everyone in the orphanage (in front of him, obviously)."

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Electronic Arts / reddit.com

"Made two horrendously ugly families on The Sims and made them keep having children together to see how ugly they would get (as it turns out, very much so)."

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Interplay Entertainment / reddit.com

"In Fallout I would often hit people with the heads of their loved ones, after severing everything I could on the loved one's bodies."

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Rockstar Games / reddit.com

"I meant to pick up a puppy in GTA V, but I found out you can't do that and I ended up kicking it."

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Nintendo / reddit.com

"Threw the baby penguin off the cliff in Super Mario 64."

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Bandai Namco Entertainment / reddit.com

"I built a complex of not-even-complete roller coasters just to have crowds of peeps board them and then get launched into more crowds. Bonus laughs if the explosion cheat was on."

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Nintendo / reddit.com

"I released my starter Pokémon."

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Ubisoft / reddit.com

"So in Assassins Creed II, you are not allowed to kill civilians. But I figured out that if you poison blade big guardsmen with their huge swords and giant axes, they would spin around uncontrollably swinging their arms, basically looking like they were moshing. You could then throw money on the floor, civilians would run over to pick it up, where they would then get smashed in the head by the crazy poisoned guards swinging their axes. Civilian murder loop holes!"

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Rockstar Games / reddit.com

"In Red Dead Redemption, I hogtied a nun, took her to a whore house, and shot her in the head, while still tied up on the floor."

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Paradox Interactive / reddit.com

"Impregnated my daughter because I had better genetics than her husband."

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Mojang / reddit.com

"A friend and I farmed villagers in Minecraft. We even built a prison."

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Microsoft Studios / reddit.com

"I teabagged my best friend's son in a game of Halo Reach."

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Bethesda Softworks / reddit.com

"One time this kid insulted me in Whiterun. So I stalked him, followed him home, transformed into a werewolf and killed and ate his parents in front of him."

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Rockstar Games / reddit.com

"My friends and I reenacted a car crash that happened to a couple high school underclassmen. It was uncomfortable but we laughed. GTA brings out the worst in all of us."

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Nintendo / barleytea.tumblr.com / reddit.com

"I used to send terrible and cruel letters to the villagers in my Animal Crossing village. It was very abusive, then they would always send really nice thank you letters back."