1. "My Grandad was such a lad and now I call him Grandlad."
"My Grandad was such a lad and now I call him Grandlad" - Overheard in the Last Post (Wetherspoons).
2. "I think I need a detox – and by that, I mean a shit."
Just overheard someone in wetherspoons say... 'I think I need a detox- and by that, I mean a shit' #StayClassyByker
3.
4. "I just out-veganed you, bitch!"
Overheard at Wetherspoons: "I JUST OUT-VEGANED YOU, BITCH!" #fb
5. "I'm basically the Paris Hilton of Kilmarnock."
@amylmuir - " "I'm basically the Paris Hilton of Kilmarnock" - Overheard in Wetherspoons, Kilmarnock." @amylmuir
6.
7. "We've got a full box of beef left."
Overheard Wetherspoons cook say "we've got a full box of beef left" - nice!
8. "They keep going on about E.T. phoning home but they ain't got phones on Mars."
just walked into wetherspoons and overheard some old men saying "they keep going on about ET phoning home but they ain't got phones on mars"
9.
10. "Have you ever eaten goat?"
Im Sitting in a wetherspoons, the old men drinkers are already here, just overheard one croaky voice: "have you ever eaten goat?"
11. "You've got more hair on your face than I do down there."
'Overheard at liv street Wetherspoons'- Lady to much older man: You've got more hair on your face than I do down there. Pause. Chink glasses
12.
13. "Shine bright like a mushroom."
Overheard in the local Wetherspoons toilets "Shine bright like a mushroom". Okay.
14. "He left her. Such a lovely girl – she was unfaithful with two of his friends, but oh, such a lovely girl."
Overheard in Wetherspoons: 'He left her, such a lovely girl. She was unfaithful - with two of his friends - but oh! Such a lovely girl'
15.
16. "Stop being a cunt, go to the toilet and wash your hands."
Overheard in the pub (bloke to bloke)-'stop being a cunt, go to the toilet and wash your hands.' That's Wetherspoons for you!
17. "Nah don't worry about him, hopefully he's just in a gutter somewhere."
Overheard in wetherspoons ladies loos in Luton- woman on phone "nah don't worry about him, hopefully he's just in a gutter somewhere"
18.
19. "Calm down and use the toilet in future".
Only in 'spoons could you watch a man pee in a plant and then watch a member of staff ask him to "calm down and use the toilet in future".
20. "I could've been a POWER RANGER!"
Overheard at Ilford Wetherspoons : (girl who said last shot was when she thought she was pregnant) "I could've been a POWER RANGER!"
21.
22. "I bet I can eat a piece of quiche the wrong way around."
' I bet I can eat a piece of quiche the wrong way around' yup this is the best overheard conversation I've heard #Wetherspoons ...
23. "Yeah, drink a pint, piss it out and get another one!"
Heard in wetherspoons loos: "Yeah, drink a pint, piss it out and get another one!" I'm definitely home...
24.
25. "Smells like gimpy leather."
Just overheard in Wetherspoons - "smells like gimpy leather"
26. "I'll have the chicken burger, because beef can be burnt."
Overheard in Wetherspoon's; "I'll have the chicken burger, because beef can be burnt." Unlike chicken, that notoriously fireproof bird.