Buzz·Posted on 17 Jun 201519 Things Starbucks Employees Will Never Tell YouHow would you like your name spelled today?by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. There's nothing worse than someone ordering something from the secret menu. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. If you order something like this, we probably hate you a little. 3. Especially if you then have the nerve to complain about your order. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. The horror of seeing a group of teenage girls enter the store, because you just know they're all going to order Frappuccinos. 5. And then walk out with their order as if it's a fashion accessory. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Spelling your name right is the least of our worries, especially when there's a queue of people waiting to be served. 7. PLEASE stop asking for extra caramel with everything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. No, we won't put sugar in your coffee for you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Every store has that one customer who orders an espresso and spends all morning in the store writing, thinking he's Hemingway. 10. And a customer who treats the place like a home or an office. 11. If you don't know what you want, there's no way we'll know. Please just tell us what you want. 12. It's a universal law that someone will come in one minute before closing with a really awkward order. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. And if you're still on your phone while ordering, we probably want to kill you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. If a non-regular orders something, there's at least a 75% chance they're going to Instagram it. View this photo on Instagram 15. We know that you didn't order an iced drink. Don't lie because you changed your mind mid-serving. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And seriously, please stop asking if you can change your order AFTER we've made it. 17. Just how cramped it can get working behind behind the counter. View this photo on Instagram 18. The struggle of not rolling our eyes when someone tries to act smart by overpronouncing the name of the drinks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. But it's all worth it for that free caffeine*! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF