1. We live in a world that contains Doritos flavoured Mountain Dew.
2. Minion dildos are an actual thing.
3. And public sex toys.
4. I mean sex is basically ruined at this point.
5. We've also pushed food to its breaking point.
6. And as a species we've even started to say "fuck you to plates".
Squid in a clog. A CLOG. (Pic: @hcbn)
7. What the fuck did plates ever do to us?
Bread in a flat cap, Yorkshire @WeWantPlates
8. Dogs are walking themselves, rendering humans completely useless.
9. And when they're not busy strolling around town, they're giving us mortgage advice.
Seems legit.
10. They're even making guest appearances on the news.
11. Speaking of which, we can't even trust the damn news anymore.
American news media #fail #indyref” Oh dear, dear . . . so much for mental arithmetic!!
12. Hoverboards are here to stay.
What a time to be alive
13. People are falling for pranks that a cartoon bird is smart enough to avoid.
14. Hell, we've pretty much turned the whole process of getting a driving license into a joke.
15. This guy exists and is a serious candidate for the Presidency of the United States.
Donald Trump always looks like he just farted in an elevator as other people are getting on
16. We're surrounded by people who don't understand basic concepts like age.
17. Or direction.
18. Parents are giving kids their goddamn iPhones to play with.
19. And kids just don't give a shit anymore.
20. We've taken celebrity worship to a whole new level of disturbing.
JUSTIN BIEBER I GOT HIT BY UR CAR TWICE TODAY BUT ITS OK BCUZ I LOVE U 💖
21. Romance is completely dead.
22. RIP romance.
23. Hey, would you like some rope? That'll be $34 please.
Urban Outfitters has gone too far this time. 34 dollars for a "decorative" rope knot
24. And a school dinner? That's £56.
25. What even is money?
26. Words are meaningless in this world we inhabit.
REMINDER: Words just mean whatever now.
27. God is dead.
28. And we killed him.
so i ruined christmas...