Buzz·Posted on 6 Oct 201544 Strange, Ridiculous, And Bizarre Things Overheard On The London Underground"You accusing me of giving my dog prosecco?"by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On vandalism: Tom Michael Blyth @blyth_tom Overheard on the Tube... Boy (spotting graffiti): Daddy, why have they written on his face? Dad: Because... well it's James Blunt. 01:32 PM - 04 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On the inner workings of public transport: Rose Eastell @RoseEastell17 Overheard on the tube: 'how does the train know where we live?' 01:31 PM - 30 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On parenthood: 4. On music: Rosie Reeves @rosiemayreeves Overheard on the tube: 'Jimi Hendrix, is that the one that makes the gin?' I don't think so mate. 05:13 PM - 12 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On social life: Stephen Holmes @swearstoomuch Overheard on tube: "You know Megastructures of the Nazi World on the History Channel? Well I was at the wrap party for that" 07:44 PM - 07 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On public decency: 7. On evil: Rhys Lawton @Draull Overheard on tube: "The devil's not a nice bloke" 01:28 PM - 01 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On fashion: Joe Parry @joeparry Overheard on the tube: "I feel like gluten-free diet and vintage clothes go so well together" 01:39 PM - 29 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On heat: 10. On morals: Mathew Foster @MathewTweet Overheard on the tube: "So basically, he uses The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air as his moral compass". #WordOnTheStreet 12:35 AM - 10 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On patriotism: Neil Wease @NeilWease #wordonthestreet overheard on Tube: "He's got For Queen and Country tattooed above his cock" 12:48 PM - 03 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On TV: 13. On renting: Alistair Rattray @olimar99 Overheard on tube: guy discussing merits of renting a bed in someone's kitchen. "He says he won't come in if I'm sleeping & he wants toast" 08:36 AM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On overcoming fear: Tory Frost @ToryFrostWrites Overheard on the tube: "I've gotten over my fear of ham." 👏🐖 01:23 PM - 01 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On distance: 16. On geography: James Bielby @jamesbielby Overheard on tube, bantzlads talking about holidays: BL1: I really want to go to Bucharest. BL2: Where's that? Finland? BL1: I have no idea. 08:00 AM - 26 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On science: Sarah C @spookyjulie Overheard on Tube. Middle-aged lady. "Yeah science is a bit better than hearsay innit. Bit more.. scientific." Yep. #truefacts. #science. 06:00 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On pet ownership: 19. On dental hygiene: Ed Carlile @edcarlile Excellent advice overheard on tube: "Look after your teeth. Without your teeth it's harder to chew." 04:28 PM - 26 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On home security: Stephen Stukins @stooks2001 Just overheard on tube: "Did you lock the door? I think I left a croissant on the table" 06:25 PM - 24 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On wildlife: 22. On avian ferocity: Claire Trusson @trusson 'Have you ever had a canary attack you? It's a bloody nightmare' Overheard on my tube journey. 11:01 AM - 24 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. On social media: Lukehoostawking @LukeHoosTawking Overheard on the Tube: "She's gone all weird. She set up a Facebook profile up for her baby and talks like she's the baby" 12:43 PM - 12 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. On the people of London: 25. On relationships: Gretchen Betjeman @adamcreen Overheard on Tube: "I can't chuck Marissa, we're locked in until November when we've been on holiday to Mauritius." 06:05 PM - 20 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. On avocados: David Talbot @niceguydave "OK, I'm going to play Devil's avocado here" #OverheardOnTube 10:28 AM - 07 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. On weather: 28. On hobbies: Sinéad Heneghan @Bristow860 Man on train: 'Do you like Rugby?' His friend: 'No, I like antiques'. #overheardontube 10:56 AM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. On trains and romance: Sebastian Debrouwere @sebawstiaan Overheard on the Tube: "What's the Eurostar equivalent of the Mile High club called?" 11:35 AM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. On fine dining: 31. On radio: David Southwell @cultauthor Overheard on the Tube last week: 'Radio 4 is just one shitty book after another.' Sometimes at this time of night, I almost understand. 09:49 PM - 28 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. On classic literature: Lofty @SimonLoftyMoore Overheard on the tube between two kids: 'bruv, both Romeo & Juliette die, you know that right?' 'come on bruv, where's the spoiler alert' 07:28 AM - 16 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. On privilege: 34. On hairstyles: Daisy May Sitch @DaisySitch Overheard on the tube: "Babe, I could definitely do a man-bun. Don't try and fucking stop me" 06:42 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. On life goals: Emma F @FoodieEmma Overheard on tube: "I reckon I could beat a camel. I wanna go to the desert & race wild camels." As you do. 06:45 PM - 18 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. On the caped crusader: 37. On philosophy: Prerana @PreranaSr Overheard on the tube: "How did we end up here?" "On the tube?" "No, in life..." #Deep 09:30 PM - 21 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. On reptiles: Jade Dickinson @jade_Dickinson1 Overheard on the tube: "you can tell if a cat is happy, you can't tell with a snake" 05:11 PM - 19 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. On US politics: 40. On religion: Sarah Knapton @sarahknapton Overheard on the Tube: "I'd like to become a Catholic, but they don't let you smoke and I can't afford the flight to Ireland." 07:36 AM - 29 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. On dieting: Lee Michael @_Lee_Michael Just overheard a convo on the tube 'if you eat lots and then fall asleep the calories don't count because your body thinks its the next day' 08:46 AM - 06 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. On contract law: 43. On world history: Tanya Reynolds @TanRey Overheard on tube - father explaining to daughter that Michael Jackson never actually went to the moon 12:02 PM - 26 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. On eavesdropping commuters: Jay4Jennifer @Jay4Jennifer Overheard on the tube: “Let’s move over there, I think this twat’s listening to our conversation.” 04:21 PM - 02 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite