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PSA: This is not a fucking sandwich.
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Firstly, take a look at this horrific sight.
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Here's a Doritos sandwich with an extra helping of butter.
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How did Doritos sandwiches become a thing?
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Some people even like filling their sandwiches with cereal.
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Please stop putting cereal in sandwiches. It's ungodly.
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"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" – Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
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If you're ever feeling uncreative just remember this person who filled a sandwich with another slice of bread.
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Or this guy and his toast sandwich.
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You know what else has no place in a sandwich? Spaghetti.
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And its Eastern cousin: The noodle.
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Just because two things taste good individually doesn't mean they'll taste good together.
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Something they haven't learnt in Japan yet.
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Or in Britain – and Britain invented the damn sandwich.
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This person is still haunted by their monstrous creation.
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And this person has dragged an innocent Subway employee into their sandwich crime.
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How can someone fuck up a sandwich this much?
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Even eating sandwiches is too difficult for some.
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Whoever made this sandwich should be arrested.
Seriously, this bread to cheese ratio should carry at least a five-year sentence.
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The world began without sandwiches, and it will end without sandwiches.