Buzz·Posted on 15 Sept 201529 Tweets About Technology Guaranteed To Make You Laugh"*Video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* Well I guess I’ll never know."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott [gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger. 03:21 PM - 26 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jamie (from before) @Jamie1947 Based on your previous viewing history, Netflix suggests you spend a little time quietly thinking about the way your parents raised you. 08:11 PM - 27 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Elle Oh Hell @ElleOhHell *Steps out of time machine* In the future, we have smartphones, internet, and cars! "How doth they work?" Uh *Steps back into time machine* 05:43 AM - 17 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. no @tbhjuststop *video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know 12:47 AM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jhon Griffith @JhonRules Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy from Twitter that told me to go fuck myself 05:13 AM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. kerihw @kerihw Your password must contain an upper case character, an antagonist character and a moment where the main character saves a cat. 10:17 AM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mark Leggett @markleggett Every time Beyoncé types out her name, she has to google "Pokémon" and then copy/paste the "é". 11:04 AM - 25 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Joshua Allen @fireland Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much. 05:08 PM - 30 Jun 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. lanyard @lanyardigan You think you're pretty okay at doing stuff, and then you try to plug something into an outlet you're not looking directly at. 02:03 PM - 02 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Moose Allain @MooseAllain Here's the folder on my computer where I keep my Russian doll jokes 09:24 PM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Aaron Fullerton @AaronFullerton Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?" 10:08 PM - 06 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [me] goodnight moon [moon] new phone who dis 03:21 AM - 01 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger God I miss the days when you could lose touch with people. 03:58 PM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ♡ Brian Essbe ♡ @SortaBad After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me. 05:53 PM - 23 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Shari VanderWerf @shariv67 My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it. 09:59 PM - 10 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW 04:01 PM - 26 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Elle Oh Hell @ElleOhHell Hey Brenda, let’s watch this cute kitten video! *clicks on "Do You Wear Too Much Perfume?"* Haha whoops wrong video but LET'S HEAR IT OUT 10:52 PM - 05 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. cluedont @cluedont When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again. 07:59 PM - 27 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Pete C @peteec BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future. 03:59 AM - 25 Mar 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Chelsea Lockwood @Chelsea_Elle Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. 08:20 PM - 16 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Adrienne Airhart @craydrienne Hey empty nest parents, if you want your kid to call you just change your Netflix password. 01:42 AM - 26 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Mark Leggett @markleggett 14-year old Becky writes "Stop wars" as her Facebook status. It gets nine "likes", all from world leaders. Peace reigns forever. She did it. 05:20 AM - 05 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Jamie @jami0mckay I always consider this page the Film Noir of emoticons. 07:44 PM - 18 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Oh hi Becky who refused to kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade & now wants to play FarmVille, looks like tables have fucking turned 12:38 AM - 15 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Michael Flynn @Home_Halfway Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant 06:50 PM - 30 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite