Buzz·Posted on 18 Dec 201517 "Home Alone" Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. brent @murrman5 [wife calls] did you write "make all the traps from home alone" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] "no" 04:17 PM - 03 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. philippe iujvidin @philyuck Home Alone is so unrealistic; kids are super easy to kill. 11:28 PM - 13 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Rob Fee @robfee Home Alone would've been over in like 20 minutes if they were able to text. 07:13 PM - 15 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. eric c @dubstep4dads Home alone? U mean that piece of shit movie about the baby who messes with two respectable adult burglars? No thanks 05:10 AM - 23 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt. 11:42 PM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ernie Monies @crushingbort Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child 12:57 AM - 05 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Brian Gaar @briangaar Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?" 08:17 PM - 08 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kelkulus @kelkulus Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying "Home Alone" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies. 05:02 AM - 11 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sage Boggs @sageboggs So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk 02:36 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Michael @Home_Halfway Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin 05:34 PM - 06 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rob Fee @robfee Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza 12:22 AM - 29 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. eric c @dubstep4dads Home Alone 5: Where The Fuck Are My Parents 09:09 PM - 08 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Gavin Speiller @gavinspeiller What if Canada is just like 100 dudes faking a country like that scene in Home Alone where Kevin fakes the party? 03:03 PM - 07 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jason Lastname @JasonLastname I'd bet Macaulay Culkin is actually home alone right now. 04:02 PM - 19 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nnelg @justabloodygame Home Alone 7: Clearly They Just Don't Like This Kid 10:15 PM - 24 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Brandon @UNTRESOR If Home Alone were made today instead of robbers Kevin McCallister's enemies would be peanuts and gluten. Plus he'd be named Banjo. 02:14 PM - 15 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Hermione Manger @OhNoSheTwitnt If Home Alone has taught me anything it's that children ruin everything. 11:11 AM - 13 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite