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    16 Reasons St. David's Day Is Actually The Worst

    Food, drink and dragons? Ugh.

    1. There's all the horrible, non-delicious food.

    2. Not to mention the disgusting snacks.

    3. I mean seriously, who'd want to eat this?

    4. I almost forgot that there's no drinks.

    5. No drinks at all.

    6. Then there's the colourless daffodils that you just can't seem to escape from.

    7. And the goddamn tasteless leeks. Give me a tasty rose any day of the week.

    8. Not forgetting all the boring Welsh flags with their boring design.

    9. There's the Welsh choirs, who aren't exactly renowned for their singing.

    10. Not to mention the ugly places they often sing in.

    11. Seriously, anything named after St. David is just inherently unattractive.

    12. Besides, no one even celebrates it anyway. Nope, not a soul.

    13. The tradition is dying out with the young.

    14. Not that it's ever been much of a tradition.

    15. Who even is this St. David guy, anyway?

    16. Definitely no one worth making a song and dance about.

    Happy St. David's Day, if you can stand it!