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2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
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if trump is elected president, im moving to a different country!!! lol!!! jk i have like $18 dollars
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Inauguration Day, 2017. Donald Trump takes the Presidential Oath of Office with his left hand on a copy of 'TRUMP: The Art of The Deal'.
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White House 2018: [President Trump enters the Oval Office] President Trump: Has anyone seen the movie The Purge? Aide: Oh dear God
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President Trump takes the podium. He names every single state that didn't vote for him. He looks straight into the camera. "You're fired"
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President Trump unveils the new Statue of Liberty. “She looked like dogshit before.” Her mink coat lights up. “And look at those cans.”
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If Donald Trump becomes president, in addition to a secretary of defence, he'll need a secretary of dewall
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2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say
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President Trump: This is prime real estate. We have to develop it. Advisor: Sir, that's the White House lawn Trump: *builds luxury condos*
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[2019 USA] "Where are you from?" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? "North Trumpkota"
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LIFE UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP: *a dirty infant crawls around inside a burnt out helicopter*
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Trump can turn this country back into what it once was: an isolated island of paranoia where they hang people for witchcraft.