Questions Every 20-Something Going Home For The Holidays Has To Deal With

I'm single and jobless. Can we move on now?

1. "Are you seeing anyone?"

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No, but thanks for the reminder. #foreveralone

2. "When are you graduating?"

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Whenever I feel like it.

3. "When are you moving out for good?"

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When I can afford to stock a kitchen with more than ramen.

4. "Have you found a job?"

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No, but I'll be looking for my dignity after this conversation is over on top of looking for a job, thanks.

5. "How are you classes?"

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Stressing me out more than your constant questions.

6. "Do you eat well at school?"

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If you count grilled cheese and wine every night well, then yes I am.

7. "Can you really do anything with your major? You should pick something more practical."

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You should pick someone else to annoy.

8. "What do you do all day?"

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Honestly, watch Netflix all day and complain about the work I'm procrastinating.

And the only way to deal with it all...

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