Remember the days when you would sit in the car with your mom and unknowingly serenade her with sex anthems? Just me? Well, either way, congratulations to my parents on a job well done in the sheltering-your-daughter department. My mother was so secure in my blissful unawareness of what I was saying that she just let it happen. Below are five songs I used to sing to my mother that I now understand. And it’s mortifying.