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I had just bought a brand new white shirt and it made me look really, really good. I went out to a bar and met a guy. We only made it as far as to his SUV before we were heavily making out. We decided to just hook up in his SUV. He opened the backgate and we continued to make out. He laid me on my stomach and got on top of me while rubbing and kissing the back of my neck. It was really hot. Suddenly I smelled vinegar. I was laying on a pile of unused ketchup packets. Two or three of them had popped open. There was ketchup all over the front of my brand new white shirt. I was so pissed off I made him stop. I had to go back in the bar to get my friend, all the while looking like I had survived a horror movie or had been shot numerous times. The bouncer thought I had been and was calling the police. Ugh.
Gross. Kanye sucks.
No. Beauty and the Beast is the best animated movie musical, then Lion King, then Aladdin. Prince of Egypt isn’t even in the top five. Stop your foolishness.
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