Because helping the rebels worked out so well in Afghanistan.

Dastardly Diamond Ball…Holy S**t, I’m an STD!!!

Are you part of Rand’s PR staff, Benny? This is a total non-story.

If you do any of this, you are not a friend.

Way to go Buzzfeed, re-title and repost.

I would have had them towed. They should have moved it as soon as they knew they were parked in the wrong driveway, which would have been when they went to the right house.

This has been a paid political ad for Mike Quigley (D-IL).

For the people who say they got what they deserved, they are scientists. Their work saves lives. They were not thrill seekers, they were collecting data - data that is critical to providing accurate warnings and understanding tornado activity. Without work like theirs, far more people would die in these storms. Know your facts.(stolen from missyd4…thanks missyd4)

This is BS…”Because ALL DADS LOVE TIES. It’s the cardinal rule of Father’s Day.” I detest ties because the are like being strangled, or hung and they are part of the monkey suit that most men are forced to wear at work. I never wear a tie unless forced to wear one at a funeral.

Hot Dogs Are The Perfect Food…as long as you do not care what they are made of.