Wow, that’s a cool material. What if you made a boat out of it?

No one sees the irony in a seccesssion petition directed to the first black president?

Did the civil war teach us nothing?

FUCKING TREASONIST SECCESSIONISTS MUST BE HUNG.  Ok, just kidding, unless they (secessionists) aren’t kidding, in which case I’m not.

This shit sucks.

Fucking apple

I prefer my lists in list format.

Whelp, I’ll say it - thank god it happened after the election!

I love my wife, she is perfect and improves me and if I have one regret, it is my lack of handsomeness and/or wealth.

Bless her for demonstrating that, above a certain point, money no longer has meaning. What does she care for her ring or dress? Do you think she can’t have whatever material she wants? Perhaps there comes a point where having whatever material you want loses all meaning. Maybe then you have to focus on other things - what those might be, I can only speculate. But the problems of the billionaire’s wife must have little to do with dollars and instead relate entirely to soul.