1. The alarm you forgot about goes off and you’re like:
2. So you hit snooze and go back to sleep.
“I am peaceful as fuck right now.”
3. Five minutes later it goes off again and this time you think:
6. You stay down and try to remember last night.
7. But this is all you come up with:
8. And maybe this?
You can’t be sure, but you really hope not.
9. And you’re like, “Thank you, Party Gods, for bringing this shit-faced ship safely into harbor.”
11. You roll over and find you have a strange bedfellow.
15. You ask yourself: “Should I wake you up… orrrr… ?”
21. And that’s when you learn that what starts like this…
25. …and find your roommates are still asleep.
Or maybe dead.
26. Along with this bro…
…Who’s definitely not dead because he’s mouth-breathing like an asthmatic bullfrog.
27. You find your phone on the counter…
…which you didn’t even know was lost.
30. Whelp… what’s done is done, you decide.
35. Finished with the post-party recon, you’re like:
36. You turn the stereo back on and pump your jam…
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