In her defense she's pretty hot.

We all knew the day would come when she sunk so low she had to star in an ABC Family movie role usually reserved for Melissa Joan Hart. I just didn't think it would happen this quickly.

At least someone at the BPD has a wicked sense of humor, as opposed to say, when they shut the city down over a couple of misplaced ATHF lite-brite sets…

You win Beth.

Um, thanks BuzzFeed. I posted this like two weeks ago. How come it wasn't good enough to make the front page then? Not that I'm bitter or anything. Still love you though!

Also, it's funny how ridiculous quotes sound when taken out of context. I should be a professional pull-quote writer.

Ha.. that “audience member” that Whitney at Pop Candy sites is me! Except I wasn't an audience member, I just watched the live stream of the show… anyway I was the one who compiled all those various sources into one place for people originally… because I'm a dork.

It'll never be as good as Catbird Seat's original hipster bingo.

The girls in PDX love singer Israel (whateverhislastnameis). It's unreal to see them and the reaction he gets. It's like Justin Timberlake or Tom Jones or something. I heart the girl in the band - she plays the bazouki and banjo.