Apparently I need help and a boyfriend most of all, but also I need:
hot pink bridal shoes,
to go with cotton styles with a little bit of structure,
to start watching True Blood (unlikely),
oyster (yes!),
to wear shorter skirts, but also, 13 yards of fabric for a cape. In hot pink, presumably.
And finally, to be toileted three times a day.

Apparently, I need my friends' phone numbers (twice!) and some boots. That makes sense. I did realize as I was digging my car out of that two foot snow drift in mesh sneakers that I needed boots. I guess google needs time to catch up.

“Markus needs to walk around with a claymore or a broad-sword.”
I'm scared!

Sam needs a 'doggie bag'

-Alayne needs to be close enough to fire the dart into a major muscle.
-Alayne needs a personal bodyguard.
I guess it makes sense that I would need some protection.

Rae needs:
Changing but not replacing
to be dry docked
your prayers
a special roleplay idea

…help with #9 and some chicken soup.

1. Leah needs donations for that operation she has been saving up for…..that stick in her butt definately needs to come out…
2. Leah needs experienced, adult owners who will understand that this girl needs her space and does not like to be overly fussed over.
3. Leah needs a helmet Video by Rabooka
4. Leah Needs a Washer. (this is actually true! My washer broke last week)
5. Leah needs to shed the pounds and the sooner the better.

I got Kutcher references, of course.

“Elana needs to put something in Franki’s coffee to get him to have sex with her” I'm pretty sure this is the last thing I need, and that goes for not just “Franki” but also all Franks, Frankies, Francos & Frankys

“Kate Needs a Date.” THANKS GOOGLE, you're just like my mom.

Vicky needs to get fater