Patti LaBelle is one of the competitors on the current 20th season of Dancing With the Stars.
For the second week of the competition, contestants were asked to pick their "jam."
Even at her 70th birthday party last May, LaBelle was all about the 2003 hit.
She basically wanted to relive that moment.
Note: She talks in the third person because, of course she does.
So, it started off with a DWTS troupe dancer hooking her up.
All while LaBelle fanned herself on a chaise.
And her partner Artem Chigvintsev did away with her feathered jacket so she could whip out this move.
And this one.
GIT IT, PATTI! GIT IT!
She did this one to the lyric "if you into gettin' rubbed."
And there was also this beautiful bouncing.
And this A+ side step.
But nothing could possibly prepare us for the boob grab.
HERE IT IS IN MOTION!
OK, sorry, one last one.
Carrie Ann Inaba's not worthy. Julianne Hough's not worthy. And really, none of us are.
Watch the full number in all its glory here:
