So you've got a grudge against the world...
...or maybe you're greedy enough to rule it.
Congratulations: Your new career as a high-powered villain awaits!
1. You've already legally changed your name:
2. Next, you'll need a henchman. A scary one.
3. And an imposing base of operations.
4. Also key: an evil laugh.
5. Every good villain has their own distinct look.
6. If in doubt, an eyepatch is always good...
7. ...and a symbol that sums up your evilness — think "tentacles."
8. Some hired muscle helps, too.
9. And, of course, a pet that’s as dastardly as you are...
10. ...or a doomsday weapon (with an obvious flaw).
11. Elaborate traps are essential — especially ones with animals.
12. Or your own flashy fighting style.
13. And when things go wrong, have an escape plan — because, after all, you'll be back...
